redbackground came into this world through his mother's vagina and he damn well intends to leave that way.
Through millennia of evolution, Elbonio has learned to subsist exclusively on Arby's Big Beefy Cheddar.
NotJust4Breakfast saves a lot on car insurance by not having any.
When kreeningsons' pilonidal cyst burst open and sprayed everywhere, this image was amongst the discharge.
killyourownfood's name works delightfully well with this picture.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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