I would call Agentfortune yellow, but he might sue me for libel.

eightcell made this, then promptly tried to eat it (to no avail).

Numa Pompilius' childhood nickname was "The Absolute Greatest Mistake of All Time."

Depressing Drawers may be constrained by flesh, but in his heart he is running free as a pokemon.

killyourownfood may well be responsible for this whimsical farce. He may well indeed!

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