Braincloud once lost everything in a dorm room grease fire.
Do not fear DILLIGAF. Though he has terrible lobster claws he is as harmless as a barnacle.
Zen Dudeism crafted this with love and kindness and great heart. Then he died.
Only killyourownfood has the resolve to sit through another bad Alien v. Predator movie.
killyourownfood wants to make the experience as pleasant for you as possible.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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