Murphy is a bot created by the benevolent oligarchs of Microsoft. It can respond to simple questions with image manipulations; for example, if I asked it "What if Tom Hanks was Tom Cruise", it might show me a picture of Tom Cruise with Tom Hanks' face. Delightful! Once the posters of the Something Awful forums found out about this wonderful diversion, they immediately typed in a bunch of stupid, inane crap. And here it is!
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!