Moof: earlier today i invented the best name ever for a horse
Livestock: what is it
Moof: it is Bayonet
Livestock: no it is Pago
Moof: what is a better name for a horse houseplant or trapdoor
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?