Moof: earlier today i invented the best name ever for a horse
Livestock: what is it
Moof: it is Bayonet
Livestock: no it is Pago
Moof: what is a better name for a horse houseplant or trapdoor
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.