Moof: earlier today i invented the best name ever for a horse
Livestock: what is it
Moof: it is Bayonet
Livestock: no it is Pago
Moof: what is a better name for a horse houseplant or trapdoor
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.