Moof: earlier today i invented the best name ever for a horse
Livestock: what is it
Moof: it is Bayonet
Livestock: no it is Pago
Moof: what is a better name for a horse houseplant or trapdoor
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH