Knackered's body dysmorphia led him to design his ideal form.
Onic describes his attacker as looking something like this:
DuFfY made this loveable ode to sausage.
Viewing this CarnivorousThing images comes at a horrible price.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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