Verden, still under the evil meteor's influence, is destined to take over the world and a small part of the galaxy.
Mindbleach wants a blue man for less green.
Defiant Cement, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
All my life I've been running away from that name. But I'm Cosmo, HMC. I'm Cosmo, and that's who I'm going to be.
Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic follow up to "Baby Got Back" has serious unintended consequences.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
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