Verden, still under the evil meteor's influence, is destined to take over the world and a small part of the galaxy.
Mindbleach wants a blue man for less green.
Defiant Cement, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
All my life I've been running away from that name. But I'm Cosmo, HMC. I'm Cosmo, and that's who I'm going to be.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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