Verden, still under the evil meteor's influence, is destined to take over the world and a small part of the galaxy.
Mindbleach wants a blue man for less green.
Defiant Cement, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
All my life I've been running away from that name. But I'm Cosmo, HMC. I'm Cosmo, and that's who I'm going to be.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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