Verden, still under the evil meteor's influence, is destined to take over the world and a small part of the galaxy.
Mindbleach wants a blue man for less green.
Defiant Cement, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
All my life I've been running away from that name. But I'm Cosmo, HMC. I'm Cosmo, and that's who I'm going to be.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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