J Schniggy digs the life fantastic.
Death by Spoon beat up the bullies, punched them out big time, bit their heads off, and made them wet their pants.
Kayn Slamdyke stands expressionless, impassive and alone.
Elentor fights for personal gain and sick pleasure.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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