Happy Go Lumpy had an idea for the ages, one that spanned the political, religious and existential spectrums by invoking a liberal crusader and a gun advocate, an agnostic and Moses himself, the living and the dead. He gave the people plenty of options -- they could start with Alan Alda and/or Charlton Heston, and add whichever noble visage they'd chosen to vehicles, desserts, animals or plants -- but still he feared they might not accept his revolutionary vision. But lo, the results far exceeded his expectations, proving the mettle of the SA Forum Goons.
Happy Go Lumpy always starts with dessert.
YerAuraBoresMeAlice answers everything "all of the above," even questions like "do you care if you live or die?"
A Furious Foetus busts my buffers.
Bloody Holly knows how much the dead hate the living.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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