Happy Go Lumpy had an idea for the ages, one that spanned the political, religious and existential spectrums by invoking a liberal crusader and a gun advocate, an agnostic and Moses himself, the living and the dead. He gave the people plenty of options -- they could start with Alan Alda and/or Charlton Heston, and add whichever noble visage they'd chosen to vehicles, desserts, animals or plants -- but still he feared they might not accept his revolutionary vision. But lo, the results far exceeded his expectations, proving the mettle of the SA Forum Goons.
Happy Go Lumpy always starts with dessert.
YerAuraBoresMeAlice answers everything "all of the above," even questions like "do you care if you live or die?"
A Furious Foetus busts my buffers.
Bloody Holly knows how much the dead hate the living.
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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