Like mountaineers on mountaintops and divers in the deeps, the Something Awful Forum Goons close their eyes until the morning creeps. Their chosen sleeping positions reveal things about their personalities -- scary things.
Schweinhund walks among your dreams when you think you are asleep.
SlightButSteady sleeps above the covers.
Fors Yard made this in a remedial art class for fuck-ups and retards.
Looks like iSimian needs a stronger dose of those mind-melting chemicals that make the outside world look great.
iSimian has the heart of a lion and the hide of an elephant.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!