If Superman ate these I think he would probably shit diamonds. Yossarko, however, would only injure himself if he tried to shit a diamond.
Thanat234 was one of 800 people to try a ricin joke this week. This is the only one I was too drunk to not ignore.
I think flu1d has a really bizarre fetish involving Jewish men coated in candy ingredients.
Unkempt joins the poison candy brigade.
blondwig brings us his truly tasteless humor! Hey guy, thanks for lowering the standards of the Internet! I apologize to our more sensitive readers.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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