If Superman ate these I think he would probably shit diamonds. Yossarko, however, would only injure himself if he tried to shit a diamond.

Thanat234 was one of 800 people to try a ricin joke this week. This is the only one I was too drunk to not ignore.

I think flu1d has a really bizarre fetish involving Jewish men coated in candy ingredients.

Unkempt joins the poison candy brigade.

blondwig brings us his truly tasteless humor! Hey guy, thanks for lowering the standards of the Internet! I apologize to our more sensitive readers.

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