If Superman ate these I think he would probably shit diamonds. Yossarko, however, would only injure himself if he tried to shit a diamond.
Thanat234 was one of 800 people to try a ricin joke this week. This is the only one I was too drunk to not ignore.
I think flu1d has a really bizarre fetish involving Jewish men coated in candy ingredients.
Unkempt joins the poison candy brigade.
blondwig brings us his truly tasteless humor! Hey guy, thanks for lowering the standards of the Internet! I apologize to our more sensitive readers.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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