If Superman ate these I think he would probably shit diamonds. Yossarko, however, would only injure himself if he tried to shit a diamond.
Thanat234 was one of 800 people to try a ricin joke this week. This is the only one I was too drunk to not ignore.
I think flu1d has a really bizarre fetish involving Jewish men coated in candy ingredients.
Unkempt joins the poison candy brigade.
blondwig brings us his truly tasteless humor! Hey guy, thanks for lowering the standards of the Internet! I apologize to our more sensitive readers.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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