r0xx0rb0y was apparently so wasted on Nyquil when he was picking his username that he had no idea there was an "o" on his keyboard.

Unkempt slides down your throat with ease.

I reckon this is probably better than drinking a tapeworm. Good job, eleventy1st, may your future be free of dangerous auto accidents.

Yossarko has such discriminating taste.

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