Fors Yard made something noteworthy out of the phrase "trebled in."
He was finally here, having scaled the summit, but Semper Ubi Sub Ubi just couldn't summon the energy to care. Anticlimactic climbers.
Mammal Sauce thinks Count von Count probably had it rough in high school, being both foreign and good at math.
hellbastard unveils the most ambitious aspect of President Obama's health care plan: The Insta-Doctor.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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