Failed movie-license games litter the ROM Pit archives like unsold E.T. cartridges clogging a New Mexico landfill. The Something Awful Forum Goons wondered what would have happened if NES-era developers had struck deals with B-movies instead of blockbusters. The results certainly couldn't have been worse. In fact, these images suggest the games would have been much, much better. Let's weep together for what might have been!
the-ruiner stared this theme, then laughed maniacally while writhing on a revolving bed covered with cash.
For some reason, I feel a strong affinity for both StrungOutFlip's image and The Cleaner's audio contribution.
Yabanjin calls back a time when there were flowers all over the Earth, and skies came in four shades of blue.
HastyDeparture demonstrated true dedication to this theme by crafting a game out of worthless kangaroo vomit.
Finding the right hat can feel like walking through a minefield for guys. Did a murderer wear your hat? Was it ruined by bros? Are you just an idiot? Find out with our authoritative ranking of bad hats.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!