Failed movie-license games litter the ROM Pit archives like unsold E.T. cartridges clogging a New Mexico landfill. The Something Awful Forum Goons wondered what would have happened if NES-era developers had struck deals with B-movies instead of blockbusters. The results certainly couldn't have been worse. In fact, these images suggest the games would have been much, much better. Let's weep together for what might have been!
the-ruiner stared this theme, then laughed maniacally while writhing on a revolving bed covered with cash.
For some reason, I feel a strong affinity for both StrungOutFlip's image and The Cleaner's audio contribution.
Yabanjin calls back a time when there were flowers all over the Earth, and skies came in four shades of blue.
HastyDeparture demonstrated true dedication to this theme by crafting a game out of worthless kangaroo vomit.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
Please consider updating your plan to include Trickle Down Antibiotics, the Millennial Meltdown, and other new options.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!