The power of Television compels you.
My idea of heaven is a solid white nightclub with SlightButSteady as a headliner for all eternity.
Saint Sputnik's creation is offensive to Christians and prunes.
Jeez, SlightButSteady, this image is soooo nine weeks ago. Contemporize, man!
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare promises to up the ante on Kevin Spacey's face in a video game.
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