The power of Television compels you.
My idea of heaven is a solid white nightclub with SlightButSteady as a headliner for all eternity.
Saint Sputnik's creation is offensive to Christians and prunes.
Jeez, SlightButSteady, this image is soooo nine weeks ago. Contemporize, man!
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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