The power of Television compels you.

My idea of heaven is a solid white nightclub with SlightButSteady as a headliner for all eternity.

Saint Sputnik's creation is offensive to Christians and prunes.

Jeez, SlightButSteady, this image is soooo nine weeks ago. Contemporize, man!

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  • Crisis at the North Pole

    Crisis at the North Pole

    The 17-century battle between Santa Claus and Satan reaches an unfortunate peak.

  • Christmaspasta


    The unSlender Man is a humanoid male with a rotund belly and jocular disposition. He is described as wearing a red suit with white trim and a matching hat. While it is rare to catch a glimpse of the unSlender Man, victims say his footprints in the snow are visible for days after his visits. Thats right, you guessed it- idts the big man Santa Claus.

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