The power of Television compels you.
My idea of heaven is a solid white nightclub with SlightButSteady as a headliner for all eternity.
Saint Sputnik's creation is offensive to Christians and prunes.
Jeez, SlightButSteady, this image is soooo nine weeks ago. Contemporize, man!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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