Please carve out a little spot in your heart for this CannedMacabre ditty.
dorquemada is transfixed by the wonder and majesty of C. Everett Koop's facial hair.
TotalHell has grand plans to die one day.
Thoogsby put on his best Phat Farm outfit after making this.
CannedMacabre is your last line of defense if those bastards ever take away the Second Amendment.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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