Duckula is on the verge of finding out just how many bananas it's safe to eat in one sitting.
Unkempt has nurtured this image for so many years, he didn't want to give it up. But it's time.
-X- had all the cookies he wanted, now he's cashing out.
skoolmunkee has been camping outside a local theater for two weeks, eagerly waiting for the premiere of "Doom."
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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