Deech has cold, lifeless eyes like a puppy.
Tonight, ||||||||||||||| DINES ON TURTLE SOUP.
Fanboy is like a snake, always hissing at something.
Chances are, Grando won't find the treasure he's been looking for inside that crate full of dead lobsters.
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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