Deech has cold, lifeless eyes like a puppy.
Tonight, ||||||||||||||| DINES ON TURTLE SOUP.
Fanboy is like a snake, always hissing at something.
Chances are, Grando won't find the treasure he's been looking for inside that crate full of dead lobsters.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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