Deech has cold, lifeless eyes like a puppy.
Tonight, ||||||||||||||| DINES ON TURTLE SOUP.
Fanboy is like a snake, always hissing at something.
Chances are, Grando won't find the treasure he's been looking for inside that crate full of dead lobsters.
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Be on the lookout for these armed and dangerous oldsters.
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
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