K7 Avenger recently completed a mapping expedition of Wilford Brimley's bowels, so welcome back and thank you!
Are you kidding? "Vaginal Blistering" is g33kster's middle name!
polo-rican's family has a timeshare in Outworld. It's practically a second home.
I can't believe The Architect's wallet's more swoll than AC Slater!
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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