Deadeye Dick is the Robert Frost of unplanned urination.
dregan has conquered some of earth's mightiest buffets.
puppyslinger had his bike and his heart stolen by Francis.
Penguin Patrol reporting in. No penguins in this vicinity. Over.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
You've heard of #BlackLivesMatter and #AllLivesMatter, but the ancient voice of a mountain offers us the hardest truth of all: #NoLivesMatter. And also some opinions about immigrants.
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