I give you the man whose very name is synonymous with safety: Payndz!
Raithe busts out the electric bagaloo.
This may smell bad, Myron, but it'll keep you warm.
melaQuit, sometimes when you go to sleep you go on a little walk. And that's when a bag with legs comes in handy!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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