Payndz takes us all to that magic place, where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face.
Booga unleashes an overwhelming force of pure destruction.
Squint feels a strange pulling sensation.
So, Bagman's actually in here, right? You know what, I think I'm just going to take Silas the Mariner's word for it.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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