Payndz takes us all to that magic place, where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face.
Booga unleashes an overwhelming force of pure destruction.
Squint feels a strange pulling sensation.
So, Bagman's actually in here, right? You know what, I think I'm just going to take Silas the Mariner's word for it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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