hobo_bait had but to imagine this, and so it came to pass.
Here's a terrifying glimpse into the tortured psyche of Fingertips.
Skor was born with a hammer in his hand, which really tore the shit out of his mother's whatchamacallit.
TheSniperZERO fished this picture out of a stagnant pool of his own failure.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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