hobo_bait had but to imagine this, and so it came to pass.
Here's a terrifying glimpse into the tortured psyche of Fingertips.
Skor was born with a hammer in his hand, which really tore the shit out of his mother's whatchamacallit.
TheSniperZERO fished this picture out of a stagnant pool of his own failure.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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