hobo_bait had but to imagine this, and so it came to pass.
Here's a terrifying glimpse into the tortured psyche of Fingertips.
Skor was born with a hammer in his hand, which really tore the shit out of his mother's whatchamacallit.
TheSniperZERO fished this picture out of a stagnant pool of his own failure.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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