btmnky remembers how it all got started back in the day.
MARRY ME OZMA loves to just lie back on his bed nude and pee up in the air and roll around because it just makes him so goddamn free and nobody can take that away from him and god damn it, what a man does in the privacy of his own home should be his business and his business alone, and so what if he goes to work smelling like pee, at least he's not a drunk or a criminal or some kind of pervert!
Sin- has big ideas: OSTRICH BASKETBALL!
Manos del Sino ruined his credit rating by faxing this image to every savings and loan in the state.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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