When Kego sat down to make this image, his chair broke and not because of the lack of a 4th leg to give it proper balance!

bigbillystyle is a monster for reminding me of that cursed box in my closet, filled with the morbid remains of so many mutilated action figures.

Alsander made this explosive image which sadly would appeal to a number of dumb children and even dumber adults.

If it were legal, I would treat occamsmonkey like my own personal scratch and sniff game.

dot_matrix is a few weeks late for the board game Phriday. OH, WELL! I GUESS YOUR IMAGE WILL NEVER BE SEEN!

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