I once suffered from a klem_johansen, but the doctors cured me with a special ointment.

ClassyLassie is dying of cancer with robotic intensity.

I'm not looking at your crotch, BloodyHedgehog. I'm just admiring your Barney Millers.

This one time, hellion00 thought this toaster was actually a raisin, but was sadly mistaken when he bit into it and was electrocuted.

Everything was fine and dandy until purple_haze stepped into the room. Then the chandelier fell on the princess and my heart was crushed.

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