It's been a while since we featured our generous corporate sponsor Subway in a front-page article, so it's probably time for more product placement if we expect those checks to keep coming! Here's the theme: "Subway's Meatball Marinara is fucking disgusting." That might not seem like the kind of sentiment our benefactors would want us spreading, but remember, all publicity is good publicity!
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!