Cliff Yablonski has been battling the freaks and mutants of Appleton City for years. Now it is your turn. Do you have what it takes to defeat the horrible weirdos and genetic failures that inhabit his page? Try your luck on:
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We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
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