Cliff Yablonski has been battling the freaks and mutants of Appleton City for years. Now it is your turn. Do you have what it takes to defeat the horrible weirdos and genetic failures that inhabit his page? Try your luck on:
Play now... or regret it later!
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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