Baron von Eevl is at the mercy of fire sprinklers and smoke detectors.
k1llr0y isn't happy unless the theme song to "Matlock" is blasting on his bitchin' sound system.
WesTrik often crushes soda cans with his right hand of doom.
geno1173 knows how to add style to any assassination.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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