Baron von Eevl is at the mercy of fire sprinklers and smoke detectors.
k1llr0y isn't happy unless the theme song to "Matlock" is blasting on his bitchin' sound system.
WesTrik often crushes soda cans with his right hand of doom.
geno1173 knows how to add style to any assassination.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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