Baron von Eevl is at the mercy of fire sprinklers and smoke detectors.
k1llr0y isn't happy unless the theme song to "Matlock" is blasting on his bitchin' sound system.
WesTrik often crushes soda cans with his right hand of doom.
geno1173 knows how to add style to any assassination.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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