Baron von Eevl is at the mercy of fire sprinklers and smoke detectors.
k1llr0y isn't happy unless the theme song to "Matlock" is blasting on his bitchin' sound system.
WesTrik often crushes soda cans with his right hand of doom.
geno1173 knows how to add style to any assassination.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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