"PowderKeg" reminds us that some super powers are pretty stupid, even if they look cool. Okay, so he didn't remind us of that, but cripes, how does this guy take a shower?

Leave it to "ToiletDuk" to make fun of a superhero's disability.

Only "namgorf" would make a movie about sucky Hawkeye.

Epic "mortalenema" is always sharp as a sharp sword!

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