Finally, here's the definitive Macy's-related GIF, created by Emmy C, who did not make this thing for the SA Forums but has posted there in the past. I'm including it because a) some people might not have seen it yet b) a Goon will make clever reference to it later in this update!
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
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