Finally, here's the definitive Macy's-related GIF, created by Emmy C, who did not make this thing for the SA Forums but has posted there in the past. I'm including it because a) some people might not have seen it yet b) a Goon will make clever reference to it later in this update!
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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