Finally, here's the definitive Macy's-related GIF, created by Emmy C, who did not make this thing for the SA Forums but has posted there in the past. I'm including it because a) some people might not have seen it yet b) a Goon will make clever reference to it later in this update!
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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