piemanmoo could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, because he knows the levels of gravitivity and polarity.
Quadranine never visits a museum without his beer goggles.
NAG trembles at the honor of presenting the culmination of mankind's history of intellectual achievement.
Now you will see an image, made by Late Unpleasantness, but you must close your eyes, or you won't see anything.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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