piemanmoo could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, because he knows the levels of gravitivity and polarity.
Quadranine never visits a museum without his beer goggles.
NAG trembles at the honor of presenting the culmination of mankind's history of intellectual achievement.
Now you will see an image, made by Late Unpleasantness, but you must close your eyes, or you won't see anything.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
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