piemanmoo could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, because he knows the levels of gravitivity and polarity.
Quadranine never visits a museum without his beer goggles.
NAG trembles at the honor of presenting the culmination of mankind's history of intellectual achievement.
Now you will see an image, made by Late Unpleasantness, but you must close your eyes, or you won't see anything.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!