"spacemountain" tries desperately to turn his fantasies into reality.

If anything, the Star Wars Christmas special was probably more serious than the prequels. I don't know what "Phospheme" is running his virtual mouth about.

Here is a little image from "swander" that the ladies should enjoy. Given C3PO's sexuality, gay men will also enjoy it as well.

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