"spacemountain" tries desperately to turn his fantasies into reality.

If anything, the Star Wars Christmas special was probably more serious than the prequels. I don't know what "Phospheme" is running his virtual mouth about.

Here is a little image from "swander" that the ladies should enjoy. Given C3PO's sexuality, gay men will also enjoy it as well.

"guvnor" scores the first ever Daggit reference in Phriday. For this honor he will suffer immense inner turmoil.

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