"'lepsey" seems pretty well adjusted, and this is definitely nothing out of the ordinary.
"dest" promotes clean and healthy living by showing you the ugliness of sin. It's just too bad you're still reading our site, sinner.
I'm afraid even burning these cards would not be enough. Why "'lepsey"? Why?
"dotcom" puts a warm, smiling face on terror. Gosh, those guys aren't so bad.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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