In my day, youngsters amused themselves with tangible physical items like Transformers and My Little Ponies. Those things will never return to cultural relevance, because modern children favor video games and invisible virtual weapons, and why would adults care about quaint playthings from their sexless youth? But some toys stood the test of time. The SA Forum Goons devoted their summer to diligent study of The History of Recreation!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!