In my day, youngsters amused themselves with tangible physical items like Transformers and My Little Ponies. Those things will never return to cultural relevance, because modern children favor video games and invisible virtual weapons, and why would adults care about quaint playthings from their sexless youth? But some toys stood the test of time. The SA Forum Goons devoted their summer to diligent study of The History of Recreation!
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!