In my day, youngsters amused themselves with tangible physical items like Transformers and My Little Ponies. Those things will never return to cultural relevance, because modern children favor video games and invisible virtual weapons, and why would adults care about quaint playthings from their sexless youth? But some toys stood the test of time. The SA Forum Goons devoted their summer to diligent study of The History of Recreation!
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!