In my day, youngsters amused themselves with tangible physical items like Transformers and My Little Ponies. Those things will never return to cultural relevance, because modern children favor video games and invisible virtual weapons, and why would adults care about quaint playthings from their sexless youth? But some toys stood the test of time. The SA Forum Goons devoted their summer to diligent study of The History of Recreation!

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