Greetings, welcome to Memorial Day Weekend, a time to honor those who died by attending remembrance ceremonies such as "National Memorial Day Concert" and "Maryland Death Fest." Here's a compact, easy-to-absorb variety pack for your holiday-weekend reading convenience!

The SA Goons have explored the world of movie/TV show-licensed merchandise pretty thoroughly in recent years, but this might be the best batch yet. Thanks to I Might Be Adam for reviving the theme!

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    Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.

  • Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'

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