"Liquidex" can't be telling the truth, and if he is, he is stelling false truth:
"hack the planet" is lying to himself:
"Lord Bytor" is a man who knows how to rotate tables:
"zug" has the creativity of a can of sardines... A CAN THAT JUST WON THE OSCAR FOR BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY, THAT IS.
"dorquemada" continues his interest in overly gay themes:
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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