"Liquidex" can't be telling the truth, and if he is, he is stelling false truth:
"hack the planet" is lying to himself:
"Lord Bytor" is a man who knows how to rotate tables:
"zug" has the creativity of a can of sardines... A CAN THAT JUST WON THE OSCAR FOR BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY, THAT IS.
"dorquemada" continues his interest in overly gay themes:
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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