And with that painful introduction, we begin!
New Shirts from Abercrombie & Fitch - Abercrombie is known for its high priced and trendy clothes worn by only the most elite of high school kids. So what happens when the SA goons start designing their own shirts in the Abercrombie mold? Several pages worth of images, you idiot!
Vanillify the Planet – Seeing as how the world is so full of danger, color, and all sorts of extremes that take it to the limit, wouldn't it be nice to look at some famous pictures and paintings where all the thrills and chills have been carefully removed? No? Well shit, you just put me in quite a predicament. Screw you, I'm showing them anyway!
clover got the Abercrombe & Fitch antics started by introducing their new line of shirts!
maus is some sort of nerd, or at least someone with an education. Maybe.
ricardobaltazar might as well make a shirt that says "virgin dept." Take that, mathematicians!
Vicious celebrates his shortcomings:
Star Wars fan speculation has been swirling about the source of female ejaculation. The answers might finally be coming with the Last Jedi.
Lean in close to your screen. Inhale deeply. Does this guide give off a cloyingly sour odor? Then it is likely the genuine article.
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