Jaf celebrated the Super Bowl by submersing himself in a barrel of oatmeal.
Jaf is going to become a millionaire by adding gyroscopes to cups so that they cannot be tipped over.
Lunaran smells a lot like a decommissioned submarine.
Lunaran is looking forward to spending this Valentines with the St. Bernard he loves so much.
Maveryck is quite smitten with taffy these days.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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