Jaf celebrated the Super Bowl by submersing himself in a barrel of oatmeal.
Jaf is going to become a millionaire by adding gyroscopes to cups so that they cannot be tipped over.
Lunaran smells a lot like a decommissioned submarine.
Lunaran is looking forward to spending this Valentines with the St. Bernard he loves so much.
Maveryck is quite smitten with taffy these days.
We use the hands to shred PHONE BILL. We know not where PHONE BILL originated, nor do we know what it means. These are matters of some philosophical debate. Some say the entire subject is out of our hands.
Our Madre app will commodifying momming and connect Madres with our users.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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