Jaf celebrated the Super Bowl by submersing himself in a barrel of oatmeal.
Jaf is going to become a millionaire by adding gyroscopes to cups so that they cannot be tipped over.
Lunaran smells a lot like a decommissioned submarine.
Lunaran is looking forward to spending this Valentines with the St. Bernard he loves so much.
Maveryck is quite smitten with taffy these days.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Garfield is a poison of bigotry on our culture and I have never been more offended on behalf of people than I am right now.
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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