Jaf celebrated the Super Bowl by submersing himself in a barrel of oatmeal.
Jaf is going to become a millionaire by adding gyroscopes to cups so that they cannot be tipped over.
Lunaran smells a lot like a decommissioned submarine.
Lunaran is looking forward to spending this Valentines with the St. Bernard he loves so much.
Maveryck is quite smitten with taffy these days.
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"God of War is the realization of our collective hopes and dreams, not just as gamers, but as gamer-citizens."
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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