mofolotopo has your five day forecast on the every hour on the tens.
nullscan dreams of relaxing on a beach snacking on Danish butter cookies as the harsh and brutal waves beat down upon the sands and wash the bodies of countless fallen otters ashore.
White House superiors gave Old Grendel the OK to post this.
Pascallion's dad died from a severe case of the Mondays.
Pookaliscious is a jerk and doesn't get a comment from me.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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