Game Over and Well Met!

"Corin Tucker's Stalker" takes us on an important journey that involves two men revered equally in world history.

"Corin Tucker's Stalker", not to be confused with "Forrest Tucker's Stalker", gives us a fresh take on an old conspiracy!

"TheGune" fondly recalls this lesser known Contra hit.

"TheGune" teaches us not to get in the car with bad dudes.

"Corin Tucker's Stalker" creates one of the finest pieces of animation in the history of mankind. What more could you want?

That wraps up this week. If you ever want to join in on the fun of Photoshop Phriday or the Comedy Goldmine, stop by the SA Forums. Sorry, no Page of Shame this week. Because this was just the Goons having fun and not something I assigned, I'm not going to be a jerk and mock them. Bonus points again go to a certain girl band stalker who went above and beyond the call of duty in making images. Finally, thanks again to our friends at Worth1000 for sponsoring this week's Phriday! See you next week when we Photoshop the mysterious insides of snail shells!

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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