Oh, and because my computer practically caught on fire and stopped working as I was beginning to put this Phriday together, I had to resort to my backup – a shitty laptop from the 1970s. Because it has no monitor and the keyboard is roughly the size of a small pocket calculator, I'm going to skip writing my obnoxious, cookie-cutter comments. Please, dear readers, do not kill yourselves over this gravest of tragedies!
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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