Oh, and because my computer practically caught on fire and stopped working as I was beginning to put this Phriday together, I had to resort to my backup – a shitty laptop from the 1970s. Because it has no monitor and the keyboard is roughly the size of a small pocket calculator, I'm going to skip writing my obnoxious, cookie-cutter comments. Please, dear readers, do not kill yourselves over this gravest of tragedies!
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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