Oh, and because my computer practically caught on fire and stopped working as I was beginning to put this Phriday together, I had to resort to my backup – a shitty laptop from the 1970s. Because it has no monitor and the keyboard is roughly the size of a small pocket calculator, I'm going to skip writing my obnoxious, cookie-cutter comments. Please, dear readers, do not kill yourselves over this gravest of tragedies!
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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