That wraps up this week's Phriday. Sorry if it seems empty, but once again my prized computer is on fire and I'm organizing this feature from a laptop I stole from an airport restroom. The guy isn't going to be in that stall forever, so I've gotta run! Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images and you for reading! Next week will be back to normal, unless of course everybody e-mails me to tell me how much better things are when I shut my mouth. In which case things will be like this.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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