"CupBoy" is on fire! FROM DOWNTOWN!
"Quitcherbitchin" has a much different idea about insect sports:
"Doctor McNinja" goes ahead and shows us that even insects have bad toupees.
"Unbelievably Fat Man" really isn't all that fat. I'm pretty sure he can still wheelbarrow his gut to Denny's for the Lumberjack Slam several times a day.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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