"CupBoy" is on fire! FROM DOWNTOWN!
"Quitcherbitchin" has a much different idea about insect sports:
"Doctor McNinja" goes ahead and shows us that even insects have bad toupees.
"Unbelievably Fat Man" really isn't all that fat. I'm pretty sure he can still wheelbarrow his gut to Denny's for the Lumberjack Slam several times a day.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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