jassa dreams of battling vampire bears most of the time.

Jip_Bip_Jo bought this image for 8 bars of gold-pressed latinum.

King Gonad originally based this image on the Tennessee Williams play he is named after.

King Gonad is such a good liar that he convinced us all that there is a picture here when there is not.

Loofah is a sentient flagpole always at half-mast.

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