Grandma broke virkato's heart by refusing to display this image on the fridge.

Whispering Machines is beloved by librarians and disgruntled old people.

Finally, let's go ahead and end on a classy note with this Knormal picture!

That concludes this week, thanks again to Live Free or Die for starting this theme and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making all these images. Some comments were written by my sidekick on the road through life, The Ultimate Hustler. Join us next week for shocking applebread recipes!!

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