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An intrepid scout spots a pair of defenseless furries from behind a bush.
With deadly speed and silence, the attack begins.
Surrounded and surprised, these furries quickly succumb to the furious onslaught descending upon them.
The furry, so beautiful in life, is even more so in death.
A nimbler fellow manages to escape momentarily, but finds himself distracted by the presence of a portable penis on a plate. Unbeknownst to him, it is a Bukan trap.
He soon pays the greatest price for his poor judgment.
The law of the jungle allows for neither mercy nor reservation. Blood shall be spilled, even on a nice loveseat like this one.
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Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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