They met on a beautiful beach surrounded by beautiful people underneath a picturesque sunset.

Leanord is a smooth playboy, entranced by wine, women, and song...

...while Eva is a seductive little pocket rocket, stealing kisses and saving lives.

Drawn to each other, they flirted in the abstruse argot of adolescence.
Rock on, kids!
It didn't take long for Leanord to realize she was the one for him.
Flush with their young love...
...Eva issued entreaties of a different kind.
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