And as the sun set on Laguna Beach, even the smell of stale santorum did nothing to diminish this paradise.


MTV's Virtual Worlds: Pretending pretend people and places since 2007. Rock on, MTV. Rock on.

Thanks to:

  • Agatsu and Hamdetta for the thread, which was full of some great content that I just couldn't find a way to work in.
  • MTV for maintaining cultural relevancy, promoting an ever more tenuous grip on reality, and encouraging America's youth to unsurpassed levels of underachievement.

– Chris "Petey" Peterson

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