Woah what the hell is this thing, I think it's some kind of dinner bat. HELLO DINNER BAT!!!
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Oh looks like Melvin Richardson wet himself trying to drink a big boy's drink. Nice Hasbro beard there you fat teenage slug. I hope I remember to throw hot lard into your eyes the next time I go to eat at the Burger Barn and your filthy ass screws up my order. HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU DUNCE CLOWNS TO DEEP FRY MY FRENCH FRIES TWICE?!? I LIKE THEM EXTRA CRISPY LIKE YOUR MOM'S SUNDRIED LIPS.
Ha ha ha oh look at these jokers, what a bunch of cards, they're pretending their dicks are sausages! God bless this comedy bouquet to grace our computer webscreen sites. Have fun with your sausage dicks there in the ladder store.
TEAM BLIND ELF PREPARES FOR BATTLE IN COLON CAVERN.
A think a bunch of caterpillars are resting on this kid's head. Soon they will turn into beautiful butterflies! And they will peck his eyes out. YOU WON'T NEED EYES WHERE YOU'RE GOING! THE TRAILER PARK.